i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
