is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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