actually, I'm a sock model
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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