just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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