I got chris browned last night
Your tits are I can't wait for
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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