HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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