11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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