Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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