I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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