I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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