i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How does one acquire holy water?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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