your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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