we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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