just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Damn victory sex feels great
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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