they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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