Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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