i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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