She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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