at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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