Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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