Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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