I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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