the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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