She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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