i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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