It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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