I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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