so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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