The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
