You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My butt remains clenched, sir.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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