hotel room ftw
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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