I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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