so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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