He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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