hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hippo gnu deer
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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