just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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