The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
But break dance skills will only take you so far
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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