Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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