well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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