Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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