He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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