after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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