just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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