I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
This house was built for laser tag.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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