Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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