He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
