Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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