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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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