Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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