I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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