Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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