i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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