Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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