thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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