Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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