Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize
